I like the idea, let's expand on it:
C and N: "Olympus... unreliable, can't get service... non pro... (yak yak yak)"
Guy with Oly (GWO): Put the E-3 down on the ground, kick dirt on it, spit on it, get his bottle of water, dump the content on the camera to clean it up.
C and N: Open mouth... (speechless)
GWO: Take the E-3 off the ground, point it to the C and N still with open mouth, click!
.... Another Guy came up: "Hey Dude, thanks for watching my E-3!"
GWO: "No problem, bro!" hand the camera to its owner, smile and left.
